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Spelling

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Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.
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rickhensley
147 days ago
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Now I want all of my Word documents to be filled with red squiggles.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.


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rickhensley
148 days ago
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That got dark (and real) right there at the end.
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vhtc
147 days ago
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okay
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Label the States

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Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.
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rickhensley
187 days ago
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This is cruel; I’m giving copies to every kid I know.
Ohio
EspadaV8
186 days ago
For a non-American, what's cruel about it?
denismm
186 days ago
It looks reasonable at a glance but many nonexistent states have been inserted - see https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2868:_Label_the_States for more details.
EspadaV8
186 days ago
Ah, I never knew about that site. Thanks for the link.
denismm
186 days ago
it's super handy! :)
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gordol
187 days ago
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What's the little one completely surrounded by the great state of Orlando?
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denismm
187 days ago
That’s Lake Okeechobee.
gordol
186 days ago
@denismm, I think you missed the joke.
denismm
186 days ago
Oh sorry, I saw people genuinely confused elsewhere.
alt_text_bot
187 days ago
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Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.
Lythimus
187 days ago
The 14 states you missed are: Franklin, Jefferson, Superior, Delmarva, Absaroka, Scott, Transylvania, Deseret, Cascadia, Lincoln, Atlantica, New Amsterdam, Sequoia, and Dixie.
rraszews
187 days ago
Transylvania, Cisylvania, and the Penn Republic.
silberbaer
186 days ago
My favorites are Kentuckessee and Middle Carolina. Not a fan of South Oregon, though.

DateTime

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It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn't telling.]
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rickhensley
188 days ago
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The flipping truth
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Groxx
187 days ago
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Distributed systems engineers agree: meaningless to ask.
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JayM
188 days ago
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hahahaha.
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alt_text_bot
188 days ago
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It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn't telling.]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hrrrgh

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Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.


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rickhensley
464 days ago
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Not sure if that dude in the t-shirt is really a nerd, or just a troll.
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lifewithmonkey
464 days ago
Either way, it’s a great shirt and where can I buy one
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Google Duo and Meet will soon become one

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Quality journalism... 🤔
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