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Tariffs

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[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!
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rickhensley
16 days ago
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Finally, a way to explain it that my wife can relate to.
Ohio
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ChristianDiscer
15 days ago
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Incorrect analogy – More like;
1) You want a pizza made from another region.
2) However, you must sell them some your ingredients before it can be made.
3) They charge a “tariff” to protect the income of their local farmer’s for other ingredients. You’re willing to pay the “tariff” because you like your ingredients better.
4) The pizza maker sells you the final pizza with a standard sales tax but no tariff
5) You paid the higher price and they made money from the tariff.

Trump is charging tariffs to increase the costs from other regions for several reasons. A) To negotiate down tariffs from other regions. B) Lower tariffs mean you pay a lower cost for your special pizza. C) To whittle down our regions deficit. D) and/or To increase local “ingredients” growth at lower cost for you.
sirwired
15 days ago
The analogy Randall posted was perfect. It’s based on that ridiculous chart the president displayed showing “tariff” rates all over the world allegedly imposed on the US. It was not, in fact, the average import duty charged, or any number even tangentially related to it, like indirect tariffs through subsidy. Instead, it was ( Trade Deficit / Import Value ) This produces a number that has nothing whatsoever to do with tariffs at all. Let’s say NowhereStan exports $1B of gold every year to the US, but gets all their material needs supplied by LocalRepublic, except for $1M a year of US bourbon, imported duty-free.In the real world, the tariff imposed by NowhereStan on the US is 0%. Using Trump Math, it’s 99.9%. This “We just don’t happen make to something the other party wants to buy, so we should punish them for it.” is what the strip is making fun of, not the general concept of tariffs.
bluebec
14 days ago
You (someone in the US) wants a pizza with ground beef on it. However, the US doesn't have enough cattle to meet demand for ground beef (true fact), so the US imports extra beef to meet demand. You (the person wanting the pizza with ground beef), pay an extra tax because the beef on your pizza was imported. The producer of the beef does not pay the tax. The importer of the beef pays the tax and passes it along the supply chain until you eventually pay for it. Now you're being taxed extra because the US Government (Trump) wants to claim it's being tough on the world while completely failing to understand how economies and tarrifs work. Tarrifs in the end make things more expensive for end users. How much extra is your car, computer, phone, clothing, shoes, medicine and food going to cost you?
ManBehindThePlan
15 days ago
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Explains with stick figures, XKCD goes to the heart of the matter of tariffs and STILL manages to make a joke!
rraszews
15 days ago
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The line break after "The President is mad" is absolutely perfect and frankly the sentence could have ended there just fine.
Columbia, MD
alt_text_bot
16 days ago
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[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

T. Rex Evolution

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Unfortunately, body size and bite force continue to increase.
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rickhensley
89 days ago
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Now put that on a plane.
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DougK
89 days ago
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Randall needs to make up his mind. https://xkcd.com/1211/
Work in D.C., live in NoVA
astw56
89 days ago
So the future of the T. Rex is... a giant feathered snake?
matthiasgoergens
87 days ago
T-Rex went extinct as did most other dinosaurs. But some (like the birds) survived. Seems perfectly consistent with today's comic.
gordol
89 days ago
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Snakes.
Earth
llucax
89 days ago
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Science!
Berlin
alt_text_bot
89 days ago
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Unfortunately, body size and bite force continue to increase.

Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia

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This projection distorts both area and direction, but preserves Melbourne.
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rickhensley
189 days ago
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At least Orlando seems to be no more.
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mareino
189 days ago
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I've been to Darwin, Minnesota. It's like Darwin, Australia, but colder and with more twine.
Washington, District of Columbia
gordol
188 days ago
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota. https://youtu.be/Yv_QUiDYTTg?si=oibcLxugRwhm9tiz
denubis
189 days ago
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This is so cursed and I do not like it.

UK Coal

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The Watership Down rabbits removed an additional 0.1 nanometers constructing their warren, although that was mostly soil. British rabbits have historically mined very little coal; the sole rabbit-run coal plant was shut down in the 1990s.
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rickhensley
205 days ago
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Now do the math for how much they added in refuse.
Ohio
kyb
205 days ago
Well really, you add stuff by stealing it from other countries and bringing it back to yours. Of course, the UK did quite a lot of that during times of Empire...
rickhensley
205 days ago
I was thinking refuse = trash (aka landfills), but that tracks, too.
jlvanderzwan
204 days ago
That's the sign of a good sedimentation joke: it has layers
gordol
204 days ago
I refuse to measure the refuse.
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Spelling

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Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary.
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rickhensley
455 days ago
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Now I want all of my Word documents to be filled with red squiggles.
Ohio
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

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Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.


Today's News:
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rickhensley
456 days ago
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That got dark (and real) right there at the end.
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vhtc
455 days ago
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okay
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